the height of civilizataion

and here it is: the most advanced piece of technology around. this toilet is, as they say, da bomb.

on that panel on the right are the controls. on top are the flush options, :large: or :small:; next down are the bedet options: small, large, female (shoots water a little further forward. eliminate wiping!), and heated air dry. the red button stops.
it:s even possible to adjust where the water shoots, and how hard.

and, to top off your excretion experience, when you stand up the fan automatically picks up speed. i wish i had to go 10 times a day. come to think of it, this toilet is a good incentive to drink more beer......